West Of Loathing Boring Springs Poker

1. Well now we have no ride, no meat, and no prospects. Hopefully we can find our way west from this little burg.
2. Roy Bean was born circa 1825 in Mason County, Kentucky, and was the youngest of five children (four sons and a daughter) of Phantly Roy Bean Sr. (November 21, 1804 – June 13, 1844) and the former Anna Henderson Gore.

West of loathing, a stick figure based game with simple graphics and awesome humor!:D. Boring Springs Boneyard is a location in West of Loathing. It is unlocked by talking to the Hostler in the BS Horsery and accepting his quest. Garry the Goblin is one of the unlockable and playable partner in West of Loathing. Gary the Goblin is an friendly and curious goblin who lives in the Cellar of Boring Spring saloon. He is a nonviolent goblin who reserves to peaceful resolutions to problems. He can solve lots of goblin problems and can generally help you during your gameplay. At level 3, he gains the Fungus Spores ability.

The Jewel Saloon is the bar and hotel in Dirtwater. The staircase to the left leads to your room, while the main entrance leads to the bar area. Doorways right of the bar area lead to the poker room, the kitchen, and the stage.

• 1The Bar
• 2Your Room
• 4The Kitchen
• 5The Stage

The Bar[edit edit source]

In the main bar area you can talk to the bartender to purchase a drink. You can also find William Ellsbury sitting at a table, a spittoon, and a slop vendor selling, well, slop.

Errands[edit edit source]

• The bartender asks you to fix the piano player (requires a needle and 5 Mysticality), for which you can receive 20 - 22 XP.
• 30 XP for bringing Ellsbury his helmet and a bottle of laudanum, then listening to his story.
  • This can be repeated multiple times by bringing him a new bottle of laudanum.

Items[edit edit source]

• a filthy porcelain cow can be acquired by those brave enough to search the spittoon.
• a plate of slop can be purchased for 5 Meat from the slop vendor.
• a shot of Dirtwater Bourbon can be purchased for 5 Meat from the bartender.

Your Room[edit edit source]

Your room can be found to the left of the bar. It is unlocked by speaking with the barkeep. Things you may do in your room include:

• Sleep in your bed to end the day and empty your stomach, liver, and spleen. It will also remove most of your temporary effects.
  • Please note that certain perks, which are different from effects, are permanent, and some (namely Cowrruption) can only be purified by following instructions at Kellogg Ranch.
• You can place items in your room including:
  • Portable alchemistry set (Snake Oilers only)
  • Portable arcane oven (Beanslingers only)
  • Portable leatherwork bench (Cow Punchers only)
• You can use disposable binoculars to look out the window from your room. Locations that you may observe (unlock) from here are:
• You can insult yourself in your mirror to make yourself angry for a buff effect.
  • Careful: if you make yourself too angry you will pass out and the day will end.

Items[edit edit source]

• a blank postcard can be found on your bedside table

The Poker Room[edit edit source]

In the poker room there is one table you can sit at and play poker. Each poker game consists of 3 rounds of play, during which you can attempt to increase your odds of winning, and/or the amount of meat in question. You can play repeatedly, but the more you win the harder it gets (and the more money it costs).

• The ante is 20 + (5 * pokerwins) meat, and you play with 2 others, so the starting pot is 3x that amount.
• Your initial hand is randomly selected and gives you your baseline chance of winning:

• Your winning chance is then reduced base on the number of times you have won poker:

3 rounds are played. Each round you may raise, strategize, check, cheat, or fold.

Raise

• One of the 6 stats (Muscle, Mysticality, Moxie, Grit, Gumption, Glamour) is randomly selected, and a threshold is computed based on pokerwins + random(1,3). If you have a corresponding stat level at or higher than the threshold, you can bet more meat (and your opponents match it).

Strategize

• One of the 6 stats (Muscle, Mysticality, Moxie, Grit, Gumption, Glamour) is randomly selected. , and a threshold is computed based on pokerwins + random(1,3). If you have a corresponding stat level at or higher than the threshold, you gain 20% to your chance of winning.

Check

• 5% is added to your chance of winning. There is a 50% chance of one of your opponents raising, which will allow you to call (bet the same amount), or fold.

Cheat

• Cheating requires the Dirty Poker skill. Your chance of a successful cheat depends on your skill level:

• Successfully cheating raises your winning chance by 30%.
• Failing to cheat successfully reduces your winning chance by 10%

Fold

• You quit, and lose whatever you have bet.

The Kitchen[edit edit source]

The kitchen contains the cook.

Errands[edit edit source]

• The cook can present you with a series of tasks:
  • Bring him a shaker of saltpeter. The shaker can be found in a cabinet in the Administration/Mess Hall of Fort Cowardice, and returning it rewards you with 10 - 11 XP.
  • Bring him a Southeast-Western Murder Pepper. It can be found by wandering in the area outside of Dirtwater. You will be rewarded with 10 - 11 XP.
  • Using the key he gives you, pick up the sauté knife from the chef's P.O Box at the post office. Return it to the chef to gain 10 - 11 XP.
  • Loot the grave of Dave J at The Daveyard and bring back his secret sauce recipe to the chef. You will gain 10 - 11 XP and a sloppy cowboy hat (Cow Puncher), sloppy chef's hat (Beanslinger), or sloppy tophat (Snake Oiler).

The Stage[edit edit source]

The stage area is where you will find the Dirtwater band as you populate it with band members. It is initially empty, although you can ring the cowbell.

Errands[edit edit source]

• 1 XP can also be gained by righting the fallen chair.

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